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  • One or more teenage girls committed two robberies last week Downtown, police say.

    In the crimes, one or more robbers threatened victims before taking their cash or other items. In one instance the robber or robbers took money from a cash register, police said.

And just when you think DNAInfo might be an actual alternative website to battle the established media:
  • Police described the suspect or suspects as 5-foot-3 to 5-foot-4 girls between 14 and 16 years old. Surveillance images were not available.
A description worthy of the Tribune, Slum Times or local television stations….so watch out for young short chicks and you’ll be completely safe.

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