We don’t recall this in the job description:
- At least it was safer then what happened to a poor front office person in 025. He was ordered by Escamerit to put on the green attack dog suit so the K-9 could rough house with him in front of the kids. Of course, the dog bit him in the face! Kids were traimatized [sic] and an ambulance had to take the poor officer to the hospital! Escamerit is like King Midas in reverse where everything he touches turns to shit.
Seriously? If true, we’d suggest naming the four-time “merit” commander personally in the ensuing lawsuit. “Stupid is as stupid does” as a man far wiser than Escamerit once said.