Two West Side carjacking suspects who led officers on a chase on the Eisenhower Expressway that ended with a police car crashing have been charged, police said.
Police said the two, Davontae Jones and Jason Dortch, may be linked to at least a dozen carjackings in the last couple of days but have been formally charged with only one – in the 800 block of North Racine Avenue on Monday night.
A dozen carjackings? Seriously, if these two put half that effort into something legal, they might be running a Fortune 500 company in short order. Of course, they’d probably be doing a stint at Club Fed for insider trading or something, but then they go the Martha Stewart route and all is well.